Check-ins
He checks on your reps so you don't have to.
Demo conversation · simulated
Donny
Morning team. Doors by 10. Reply with your goal for today 👇
Jess
25 doors, 3 sits
Donny
Logged. Jess, I believe in you more than most things.
Exhibit A: DonnyApplication #000001 · Status: Desperate
Please hire this man.
He's an AI sales manager. He lives in your group text. He's weirdly obsessed with your numbers.
Donny runs your sales team for you, so you can spend more time selling and less time managing.
No resume required.
Section 2 · The interview
We found you a guy.
Candidate 1 of 3
Chad
Says he's 29Qualifications
Says "lock in" 40 times a day.
Weakness
Hasn't updated the scoreboard since Tuesday.
Section 3 · Background check
We looked into him.
Personnel file · ConfidentialRef. DNY-0001
- Name
- Donny
- Desired position
- Group Chat Sales Manager
- Favorite hobby
- Following up
- Greatest fear
- An empty scoreboard
- Love language
- Completed check-ins
- Relationship status
- In several group chats
- References
- Himself
- Special talent
- Remembering your goals
- Current residence
- Your phone
🏆 Employee of the Month
Every month. Only nominee.
Section 4 · Incident reports
We tried giving him other things to do.
Tap a hobby to see what he turned it into.
Section 5 · What Donny actually does
Unfortunately, he's really good at his job.
Scoreboards
Everyone knows who's on the board.
Demo conversation · simulated
Donny
📊 3PM BOARD 1. Marco — 4 sales 2. Jess — 3 3. Tyler — 0 (Tyler.)
Tyler
bro
Incentives
He runs competitions and keeps the energy up.
Demo conversation · simulated
Donny
🏆 Friday blitz: first to 5 closes gets lunch on the company. Clock starts now.
Marco
LET'S GO
Accountability
He keeps reps focused throughout the day.
Demo conversation · simulated
Donny
Tyler, it's 1:15. You said 20 doors by noon. How many?
Tyler
12
Donny
Great data. 8 more before 2?
Feedback
He helps reps understand what to improve.
Demo conversation · simulated
Donny
Jess — strong door volume, low sit rate. Try asking for 10 min at the door, not 'a few'.
Custom systems
Text Donny directly to build and customize your playbook.
Demo conversation · simulated
You
Can you do a weekly MVP vote every Friday?
Donny
I've never been happier. Done. Starts this Friday at 5.
Section 6 · Made for the doors
He was born knocking. Metaphorically.
Solar. Fiber. Pest. Alarms. Windows. Cleaning. Blitz teams. If your reps knock doors, Donny wants in.
Section 7 · Hire Donny
Congratulations. You're about to hire a man.
All he needs is your phone number.